1.Type in "[your name] needs " in Google search:

-TVgasm - Real World: Sarah Needs A Cold Shower, Self-Esteem

(i totally lawled at this one)

2.Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:

-sarah looks like fuckin nicole richie in this picture. it pretty..."


3.Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:

-YouTube - sarah likes to smell colleens armpits

(hahaha)

4. Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:

-Sarah Says... online comic generator featuring Sarah Palin!


5.Type in "[your name] wants " in Google search:

-Bonnie Fuller: Watch Your Back, Mac: Sarah Wants To Be President!

(tchya!)

6.Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:

-MySpace.com - Sarah does not eat humans.[moonchild] - 19 - Female ...

(dear god)

7.Type in "[your name] hates " in Google search:

-Sarah Hates Your Movie

8.Type in "[your name] can" in Google search:

-What Abraham and Sarah Can Teach Us About Marriage Video

(hahahahahahahahahah!!!)

9.Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:

-Sarah goes on the prowl « Golden Valley

10.Type in "[your name] is" in Google search:

-SARAH IS BEAUTIFUL Sarah is beautiful inside and out, She's the ...

(aww...)

11.Type in "[your name] loves " in Google search:

-Sarah Loves Chicken Poop - Mythbuster Beauty

(weeellll...)

sweet!

I chhoooose

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